Friday, June 26, 2009

6 Michael Jackson jokes

In bad taste we present to you:
6 Michael Jackson jokes!

  • Did you hear? The jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on their reunion
  • Michael Jackson News Flash !!! Reports of a heart attack are untrue. Apparently he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.
  • Michael Jackson has canceled all his upcoming dates. They were 10 and 12
  • Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? About 3 hours
  • Will his organs continue to be donated to children
  • We shouldn't joke about Michael Jackson anymore. Think about all the people he touched - especially the children

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

proof of global recession

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Beavis and Butt-Head in real life

Lots of people look like cartoon characters. My one friend looks like that squirrel from ice age
That is a better thing to look like than this:


Sunday, June 14, 2009

pool mosaic optical illusions

Some crazy pool mosaic optical illusions!


Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion
Mosaic Pools Optical Illusion

Engrish

When translating stuff, you often make mistakes. Funny mistakes
Here are some signs and stuff of translations gone wrong!






















 

20 Worst Engrish ever

Published on 9/4/2007 under Signs - 218,478 views 
TAGS: engrish, engrish signs

Engrish refers to grammatically incorrect variations of English, often found in East Asian countries. From poorly translated signs, menus, andinstruction manuals to bizarrely worded advertisements and strange t-shirt slogans, here are the top 20 engrish pictures. 


Deformed person???







Friday, June 12, 2009

That is an incredible robo... WTF???

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Cryptic message

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Monday, June 8, 2009

eminem ass kickin!

View the video of borat kickin eminems ass!

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Friday, June 5, 2009

WTF?

WTF?

This happened when I plugged my modem in and started solitaire at the same time. Microsoft is trying to cheat me at solitaire!

I promise I did not photoshop this, in fact I still have it minimized so you can some see it if you want


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The worst tattooever!


The worst tattoo ever

Monday, June 1, 2009

Innovation in web design

Want a site that will be instantly famous and have millions of visitors every day?
Here is my idea:

Instead of having stuff on your site that says "click here to blah blah blah...."
it could say "lick here to blah blah blah...."

People would think its a mistake, and would try click it. But nothing would happen...
They would try again and again, but still, nothing

Eventually, they would think "it does say lick here? maybe is should try that?"
They would gaze around their office, check that nobodies watching, stick out their tongue, and slurp, lick the screen! 

Their browser would then take them to the relevant page
Brilliant idea? I think so?
Possible? 

Yes! I have managed to make this innovative new navigation technique. Want to find out how?
(this doesn't always work first time, but keep trying, it will work!)

Lick Here












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South African Auction Site

I have recently launched a brand new auction site for the South African market. The site is called bidfox (http://www.bidfox.co.za) and is 100% free, no auction fees, no registration fees, no buying/selling fees. Free!

click here to go to South Africa's smartest online auction site, bidfox

South Africa has one major auction site, bidorbuy. People often complain about the rather high fees bidorbuy charges for selling items on the auction site. Hopefully www.bidfox.co.za fills the gap in the market for a free, South African auction site.

ebay is not suited to South Africa because of the non-paypal support. With ebay, you can buy stuff with a paypal account, but you can't sell (from a South African paypal account).

click here to go to South Africa's smartest online auction site, bidfox


Please check the site out. I appreciate the support!

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